"Yahoo!"
some of you are saying, "We're bored to death with
the old style of printing that we've had to use our whole
lives."
One person even said to me, "Flip, I just can't face
books anymore, I want you to digg
around a bit, mixx
the system up and excite
me with a whole new way of reading."
Of course, as is always
the case when geniuses like me try to shake the world
up a little, the usual suspects come out, twittering
among themselves. "Oh man, Flip's really lost it
this time," they tweet. Well, all I have
to say to the likes of Mr Gates and Mr Jobs is, "You
better get linked
#in to this revolution, boys, or your companies will
be 'on the nose', as if they'd stepped in a dogpile."
Anyway, enough of
my personal battles with fellow computing heavyweights,
let's move on to some of the benefits that will be yours
when you slip some flipped text into
your online pages and conversations.
• Are you
sick of people not paying enough attention to what you
write? A few flipped words here and there will act like
speed-bumps in your ramblings, turning rapid scanners
into much more thoughtful readers - you'll be doing
them a favor!
• A few judicious upside down words will label
you as being dangerously different in an increasingly
homogeneous online world. You'll be taking a stand against
mediocrity and carving out a little piece of cyberspace
as your very own; in effect, saying, "This is my
space!"
• You can
create strong passwords for website logins or encrypt
links, to prevent web leechers from stealing your bandwidth!
• Even though it's really easy to use our tool
to create flipped text, most of your friends
won't know that. They'll become google-eyed
as they stare at your mysterious words, slowly deciphering
the true meaning. There's absolutely no doubt they'll
be thinking, "This must have been created by a
very intelligent, delicious-looking
person, I think I would like to meet him or her for
a romantic interlude."
...and these are just
a few of the amazing benefits of using FlipMyText.
Ask
yourself this question: "How
can I afford NOT to use it?"
